EGO
EGO
Select Your Fit
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KEY HIGHLIGHTS
- Machine wash cold
- Iron inside out
- Avoid ironing on print
Product description
Product description
Some people meditate.
Some communicate.
And some… destroy relationships, meetings, group chats, and entire projects in under 5 minutes.
This tee is dedicated to the human wildfire powered entirely by unchecked ego and zero self-awareness.
Design Highlights:
• Loud parody inspired by iconic “5-minute” ads
• Chaotic doodle-style ego meltdown artwork
• Bright red punchline against muted olive streetwear tones
• Meme-core typography with angry comic energy
• Perfect for office politics survivors & toxic-meeting veterans
Because nothing crashes faster than a fragile ego.
Return & Exchange
Return & Exchange
7-Day Easy Exchange
Not the right fit? We’ve got you covered.
- Size exchange available within 7 days of delivery
- Item should be unused, unwashed, with tags intact
- Exchange subject to availability
Damaged or Wrong Item?
We’ll fix it.
- Contact us within 48 hours of delivery
- Share photos with your order details
Quick Note
We don’t offer returns for change of mind,
but we’ll always help you get the right fit.
FAQs
FAQs
7-Day Easy Exchange
Not the right fit? We’ve got you covered.
- Size exchange available within 7 days of delivery
- Item should be unused, unwashed, with tags intact
- Exchange subject to availability
Damaged or Wrong Item?
We’ll fix it.
- Contact us within 48 hours of delivery
- Share photos with your order details
Quick Note
We don’t offer returns for change of mind,
but we’ll always help you get the right fit.
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