{"product_id":"need-money-not-advice","title":"Need Money, Not Advice","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSomewhere between\u003cbr\u003e“You should really…”\u003cbr\u003eand\u003cbr\u003e“Have you tried…”\u003cbr\u003eyou realised none of that advice was going to pay the bills.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee is for everyone who has heard enough motivational speeches, life lessons, and unsolicited wisdom for one lifetime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes you don’t need guidance.\u003cbr\u003eYou don’t need a lecture.\u003cbr\u003eYou just need the obvious solution:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMONEY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDesign Highlights:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Straight-to-the-point \u003cstrong\u003e“Need Money, Not Advice”\u003c\/strong\u003e humour\u003cbr\u003e• Grumpy duck with absolutely zero interest in your suggestions\u003cbr\u003e• Bold comic typography with expressive character artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for broke days, bad moods \u0026amp; unsolicited-advice survivors\u003cbr\u003e• Everyday humour that says exactly what you’re thinking\u003cbr\u003e• Made for anyone who would happily exchange wisdom for cash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ODDTAGS","offers":[{"title":"Olive \/ S","offer_id":49359616835828,"sku":"OVR-OLIVE-MONEY-S","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ M","offer_id":49359637151988,"sku":"OVR-OLIVE-MONEY-M","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ L","offer_id":49359637119220,"sku":"OVR-OLIVE-MONEY-L","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ XL","offer_id":49359637086452,"sku":"OVR-OLIVE-MONEY-XL","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ 2XL","offer_id":49359637053684,"sku":"OVR-OLIVE-MONEY-2XL","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/6030\/0020\/files\/need-money-olive-ovr-1.jpg?v=1789061165","url":"https:\/\/oddtags.com\/products\/need-money-not-advice","provider":"Oddtags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}