{"product_id":"asap","title":"ASAP","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:560f3c7a-9ad7-4f65-9782-8db07263869f-30\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:560f3c7a-9ad7-4f65-9782-8db07263869f-30\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:560f3c7a-9ad7-4f65-9782-8db07263869f-30\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-34\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"67010c47-c0e4-479f-90a2-8e034f40e6be\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"113\"\u003eSomewhere between\u003cbr data-start=\"17\" data-end=\"20\"\u003e“Can you do this ASAP?”\u003cbr data-start=\"43\" data-end=\"46\"\u003eand “No rush…”\u003cbr data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"63\"\u003eCorporate life discovered the art of fake urgency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"244\"\u003eThis tee is for the sleepy souls, slow workers, burnout survivors, and professional procrastinators doing everything… eventually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"246\" data-end=\"264\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Highlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"532\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• Lazy sloth surviving another “urgent” workday\u003cbr data-start=\"313\" data-end=\"316\"\u003e• Funny ASAP = “As Slow As Possible” office humor\u003cbr data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"368\"\u003e• Cute doodle-style artwork with cozy chaos energy\u003cbr data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"421\"\u003e• Soft neon pink accents popping on rich maroon\u003cbr data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"471\"\u003e• Perfect for introverts, remote workers \u0026amp; 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